Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
She announced her abortion via fbk
yeah seriously, fuck school. I'm changing my master's thesis question from "what are the neuropsychological correlates of antisocial personality" to "will my cat drink this beer"
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
Like I thought me shitting my pants was bad today... Then the election happened.
Excuse you? I'm an asshole at least 90% of the time. Get it right.
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
Randomize
