I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
The cop didn't care that I was peeing on the wall of my dorm building... All he said was, "come on, it's 9am."
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
We got the possum out of our house. We built a maze with our empty kegs and chased it with brooms.
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
WHO HOLDS A GRUDGE OVER MEMES
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
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