somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
Imma do four shots of whisky within two minutes and pass out. Otherwise this'll go badly.
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
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