is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
oh great. the only prospects for sex left for the night are douchebag in the ed hardy shirt & frodo-looking ass
fuck it... i'll be the lord of his rings
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
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