After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
you kept saying "no santa, im not having sex with you. it's not your holiday".
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
Why did I wake up next to the fire pit? And who wrapped me up like a burrito?
Jägerbombs. Thank Sara.
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
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