Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
i found two dead squirrels on my front step this morning.. do you think they have something to do with my missing phone?
I woke up to a gnawing sound in the middle of the night and asked him what it was. He told me it was the family of squirrels that lives in the wall and to go back to sleep.
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
If there's anything else you're planning on stealing from me, please let me know so I can set it on fire
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
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