You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
I put my bosses number in my phone as "Do not call," I shouldve known my drunk curiosity would overcome any desire I had to keep my job.
again?
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
I don't know. I woke up in the back of a cab in a drive thru line at whataburger with police lights flashing and my friend yelling" you didn't have to sell us out phil!" to the cab driver.
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
Soon to be ex is nowhere to be found. Her attorney/new BF just showed up. 30 minutes late looking hungover. Pretty sure I'm getting the kids AND the house!
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