we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
Rent Disney Oceans. Smoke a bowl. Fast forward to the seal section. Then call me.
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
Having the sex-a-thon in the back yard led to some really odd tan lines.
Like handprints on my lower back...
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
Randomize
