Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
I don't remember which guy I met at the bar is coming to pick me up. It will be like my birthday surprise.
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
I think I've just evolved into some kind of vodka fueled monster
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
I'm at the gym. I've taken enough caffeine to feel inspired to be a low budget instagram fitness model. I totally forgot my push up bra though
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
Randomize
