My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
Next time, if you wake and bake, make sure you nail the wake part. Not easy to explain to mum. Or the fire brigade.
He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
Yeah, I've been trying to get him to eat healthier. Turns out he'll eat almost any fruit or vegetable as long I let him eat it off my body.
i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
I just accidentally showed an old lady a pic of my penis while showing her cat pics. So how's your day going?
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
Walked into the bathroom and saw a Minion eating out Harley Quinn so this Halloween will be hard to top.
You start to question your party girl tendencies when you're wearing the same shirt you wore the night before to work and you're trying to get last nights Jell-O shot off the sleeve on your way to work
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
there must be tiny pirates in the freezer stealing our rum.
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