just caught grandpa beating off in the living room
come pick me up. please. i just puked in my lap. bring pants.
He had a number 3 tattooed on his penis. And when I asked what it meant, he said " you know like dale earnhardt, the intimidator".
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
I'm going to take a nap so I don't feel like a stripper sneezed in my mouth tomorrow morning at work.
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
There's a video of you almost falling asleep in a bar stool listening to Jimmy Buffett. Nekkid.
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
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