I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
Aaaand my life has been reduced to whether I can reach to flush my puke down the toilet using my foot. The answer is yes.
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
MAN I GOT NO SLEEP AND HAD A BREAKFAST OF SKITTLES AND ASPIRIN. I'M LIVING THE LIFE.
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
Ever the responsible adult, I just realized that today is the Obamacare deadline, but I'm too high to handle insurance now.
I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
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