I hope mine doesn't look like that
Apparently I farted on her in my sleep. Then, just to be sure she was cool, I did it again on purpose and she didnt say anything. So, WIN?
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
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