? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
so you masturbated because Oprah told you?
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
omh. i just found SHIT IN THE SHOWER! who the fuck does that? and why do i always seem to find it?
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
Your the only friend that would realize I'm gonna get drunk and send coke to me at a bar before I made drunken phone calls for it. You sir complete me.....
way to not show up for Habitat for Humanity, real classy...
I saved lives by not driving this morning
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
You know it's bad when I'm eating a cold chicken breast alone in bed 😕
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
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