So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
I totally intended to come to the hotel, but I woke up in a parking lot
The struggle is real.
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
you said you were going to the bathroom. we found you an hour later laying in the backyard clutching a bottle of vodka while singing the beatles and crying
I offered to go down on her because of how impressive her theatre career was. Stop letting me talk to lesbians.
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