Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
I just found a piece of squished oatmeal cream pie in my armpit. So very sad.
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
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