Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
smell my finger.
i just remembered the time you guys tried to give me an intervention because i was drunk before 5 on a monday
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
You stood outside his house all night throwing your sister's leftover Easter eggs and singing 'now you're just somebody that I used to blow'
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
Randomize
