It's just like the Real World with babies
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
Apparently I was trying to convince him Springsteen has had buttsex. I ended the argument with "I bet he came from it too."
Standing in front of the open refrigerator with a 3/4 empty bottle of wine eating Bac-o's from the jar, topless. Somebody really should've taught me better coping skills.
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
Why is there a frozen condom filled with water in my freezer?
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
Also I want everyone to be drunk at my funeral. Instead of wearing black just blackout. That way everyone can celebrate how fun I was
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
Listen this is important.. if I die tonight you have to be the drug dealer at my funeral
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