Did you see that girl I got with last night?
Girl? Oh...weird...to be honest Ive always thought you were gay..
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
Fuuuuck. Forgot it's October. FYI scarecrows are gonna fuck you up when you're driving high
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
I dressed up as a breathalyzer test for Halloween; never had so many straight dudes blow me before!
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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