the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
so i just realized i am an alcoholic. I was making some tomato soup because im still sick, and put vodka in it. sad huh? lets go out!
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
Your like the Mozart of blow jobs, you make every other girl seem like cheesy elevator music.
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
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