You should have seen the look on the cashiers face when I was buying steel reserve with a suit on.
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
this must be what syphilis tastes like
Not exactly sure why you felt the need to get the halloween decorations out. But waking up to 7 carved pumpkins really scares the shit out of you.
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
The investigator asked if we were sharing a pitcher of margaritas. I corrected him and explained that we each had our own.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
I know you've been in hospital with meningitis, but last night I walked into a streetlight and bruised my penis so who's really suffering here
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
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