Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
i'm too drunk to leave my room. poked my head out like a turtle and everyone knew i wasn't sober. i like it better in my nonjudgmental turtle shell anyway.
I mean, I thought you would respect me for turning your life around for the better. It seems just yesterday that I found you in a ditch with a cock in your mouth.
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
Hey are you going to the pride parade? If so get me a shit ton of condoms
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
You poured 151 in your eye, ran face first into a tree, fell down, then threw a lawn chair at the dog...all before passing out in the hallway and pissing yourself. There is no way to redeem yourself.
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
i'm eating chex mix in the shower while texting. i feel accomplished.
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
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