Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
he threw up on me, hugged my legged and then started laughing. when i asked him why, he said "it's like the sour patch kids commercials."
she was puking red wine out the car window, telling me about how shes joining weight watchers tomorrow, not okay.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
I'm gonna go to bars and pick up women hopped up on democracy.
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
They had to take me to the ER because I got a concussion in a parking garage. Not partying with lesbians for a while
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
I want you to remember that you started masturbating in front of a car full of people. That drunk.
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
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