do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
My parents showed me my IQ test from fourth grade, I'm shitting on my potential.
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
I can't go out tonight. I feel like I'm starting to party as much as Farrah on Teen Mom.
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
Dude if I call tonight please answer and just say "NO, dont do it."
BAT SHIT CRAZY
It's you're fault, even though I never called
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
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