Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
Everyone agrees they like your mother better drunk
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
I've been smelling a baby wipe for three minutes. I didn't think I was that drunk but I guess I am
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
if anyone asks you the platypus in my bathtub is a gift...thats all anyone needs to know
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