Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
You owe me a one night stand and a line. Possible an inflatable flamingo as well. And a caesar salad.
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
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