halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
my one-armed grandma is doing the YMCA. you figure it out.
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
He just went up to bed, still drunk from last night, carrying a pear, a pipe, and an unopened bottle of wine. I think he'll be fine.
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
we bought a duck. we're keeping him in our dorm room. don't ever try to tell me you've had a better freshman year than me.
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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