The only thing I want to hear out of a girl's mouth tonight is, "slurp".
Ew, dude I just walked in on my boss masturbating in the supply room at the restaurant. He didn't see me so I quickly shut the door and pretended like it didn't happen. And then literally five minutes later he came up to me and cupped my face with his hands and told me what a great employee I was. I got a promotion but I'm fucking scarred for life. I can't stop cringing.
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
Randomize
