dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
Fell off the toilet trying to reach to put my tampon in the garbage. Pride hurts real bad.
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
Dear Andy-the problem is not that I slept with your girlfriend, it's that you didn't know she's a lesbian.
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