my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
i'm bringing homemade birthday cake and homegrown weed. how awesome is this text?
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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