quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
bring the vodka.
i thought we were going to mcdonalds..?
we are.
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
WHY DIDN'T YOU INVITE ME TO RUN THROUGH TACO BELL'S SPRINKLERS AT 4AM?!
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
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