There needs to be a term for a female version of a rusty trombone
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
i came out of my blackout when my grandma called last night. it kinda sobered me up and i realized who i had been making out with. should i call and thank her for the defensive cockblock?
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
In other news, last night I told somebody they made eczema look so good they should call it sexzema.
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
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