he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
I think she just tried to waterboard me with her vagina.
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
If he can't cook well I'm just gonna buy a RealDoll and twenty cats and live my own fucking life
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
I'm bleeding and have questions
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
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