She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
they had to hand cuff you because you wouldn't stop trying to unzip the paramedic's pants...this is why i love you
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
Ps I just used the "If you give a mouse a cookie" defense in a real life situation. Suck it
SHE BROUGHT HER PARROT TO THE PARTY. IT SQUAWKS EVERY TIME SOMEONE VOMITS LIKE 'PARTY FOUL SQUAWKKKKKK'
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
I just turned down a booty call because I'm having a Star Wars movie marathon
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
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