Just met a synchronized swimmer, can you imagine the things she could do in the water
Legs for days
Harpoon that
Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
There is a large scratch and bruise about the size of a pizza bagel next to my vagina. Please text back if you know what happened.
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches.
YOU WILL DIE AND I WILL CARVE 'I TOLD YOU SO' ON YOUR HEADSTONE
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
he pissed the bed, like I literally woke up and he was pissing right beside me. With the electric blanket he's lucky he didn't get electrocuted
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
Woke up in my boxers on a subway with a phone number written on my arm in lipstick..Best Night EVER.
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