i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
i used baking grease as lip gloss
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
The waitress at the airport bar just asked me if I wanted a "to go" beer, hahahahaha OF COURSE I WANT A TO GO BEER.
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
I'm high on the exercise bike at the gym. I feel like Lance Armstrong
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