Well the candle wax mightve been sexy if he didn't drop the candle and light half my bed on fire
My mom was talking about how protein is essential to strong bones and then I told her, I'll give you protein.
How unfortunate for your Mom.
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
three of my fingers are bleeding and the only thing on my phone rn is a google search of 'Allison Janney'
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
Do you ever wake up and realize playing beer pong with your parents wasnt a dream? Your mom really beat you
Randomize
