JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
I gave him a handjob while watching the presidential address. Needless to say, it was weird.
Working on an important paper into the wee hours of the morning, and every time I type the word "situation," I can't help but think of effing Jersey Shore. Those guidos are now ruining my academic life.
you threw up out the window, wiped your face with a twenty dollar bill, and threw that out the window too.
did we at least go back and get it?
how else do you think we got jack in the box...?
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
My dad just asked if I could bring snacks to jail this weekend. Like what does he think this is, some type of adult play date?
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
I just want to say that I've always loved you and you are my best friend ever
You gave that creepy guy my number, didn't you? You really need to learn how to just say no, not interested.
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
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