I dreamt Michael Jackson dropped his pants in front of me and I had to ignore it.
forecast for tonight is alcohol, low standards and poor decisions.
I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
The thing is you're all "holy crap this isn't nearly as bad as I thought pissing on my own face would be."
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
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