mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
Hey is it bad when your boss leans over your desk and tells you "you smell like the Rainforest Cafe"??
How could you not be happy? Its like "and then I found 5 dollars" but "and then I found a handle of vodka"
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
I woke up with a meat pie in my hand and my mouth tasting like an ashtray. I'm a catch, really!
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
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