Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
just threw up while drinking by myself. This is all your fault. You here = a good night, You not here = alcoholism
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
instead of telling him i dont hook up with closet frat guys, i gave him his "straight' fraternity brothers number... pike house will be interesting tonight
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
He was humming "here comes Peter cottontail" while unbuttoning his pants. Happy Easter to me
They just built a gym in the same parking lot as my favorite bar. Drunk me is gonna be so excited.
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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