Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
Last night I tried to apply for a job at ihop. That drunk.
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