apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
I queefed so loud it echoed.
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
Bren left me with a lovely parting gift. Newfouund alcoholism. I'm on the kitchen floor, hugging a bottle of vodka. It's my only friend now.
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
He came when Ron Burgundy started playing the jazz flute. How do you think it went?
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
It's not my fault you decided to fall in love with a Frodo Baggins lookalike
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
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