This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
Apparently my type is "guy whose parents had unprotected sex on Halloween". Last week was my ex's, my FWB's, and the guy I'm seeing's birthdays.
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
I FLASHED A GUY AT MCDONALDS FOR A FREE BREAKFAST BURRITO. IT WORKED!
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
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