what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
at john mayer concert. alone. to many highschool kids. i feel like a drunk chaperone with a pomegranite martini mustache
We had to coat check the pizza.
Leaving someone plastered on a corner at 3am telling them to just scream for cock is NOT being a good wingman.
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
I was stopped at a light on my way home and a priest threw holy water on my car. Seems fitting after last night.
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
My vagina is very pro this idea
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
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