batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
He insisted that I looked like Kiefer Sutherland, told me he didn't know what to do about it, then hugged me awkwardly.
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
Yeah dude. Pulled out the couch and a bird flew at me. Please tell me who put a bird in my house.
He SHOWED UP to the party wearing one shoe and a dinosaur hat. He kept lifting up his shirt and asking people to bite his nipple.
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
You are in a fancy European city. The best way to truly experience the city is through Tinder
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
WE JUST PASSED A FUCKING SPACE SHIP! NOT JOKING! A REAL FUCKING SPACE SHIP! THIS IS NOT THE DRUGS! SPACE! SHIP!
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