It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
I drunk madeout with my mom last night. it's guna be an awkward breakfast.
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
This is my transition from small talk texts to booty call texts. Coming over?
Quite the smooth talker. There in 5.
I can only send "I want your dick" texts to so many guys before I accidentally over-book myself. I need a day planner.
Dude, nobody just eats a banana these days. This chick wanted it. She wanted to get down with Charlie Brown.
We were supposed to hurry because the restaurant closed at 9. I ended up giving him a blow job so we had to eat at Arby's instead.
he had hair everywhere except his balls
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
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