"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
So I was gonna stay in tonight but the president got me motivated! I will not quit. Bars here I come.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
Stop selling my mother weed! She's annoying as hell when she's stoned.
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
How are you not embarrassed to know me. I'm a mess right now. I'm a walking, talking tornado of embarrassment
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
woke up with a tree in my apartment. also the everclear bottle is suspiciously low
suspiciously? i think one of those explains the other
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