he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
You are just a treasure cave of fabulous alcoholic ideas.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
Don't call police on the strange man passed out in his car in the driveway. I'll be home around noon to collect him.
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
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