you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
Just saw my boss eat a banana in three bites.
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
Dude. Muppets take manhattan on netflix instant. Pass my midterm or relive my childhood? Tough decision.
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
i totally just wrapped her wedding gift in tin foil. These are the skills 2 bachelor's degrees have given me.
No he didn't understand the sequence...then I started texting him these texts with vagina strategically spelt correctly in jumbles of letters.
Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
There's a wake for a coworker on 420 during te time of 420... Hoping everyone will be too sad to notice how high I am.
he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
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