What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
You know I love you more than life itself, but love has its limits. And so help me god, if you bail on me, I will fucking watch the last Game of Thrones episode without you.
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
Considering we're about to fuck, I really need your girlfriend to stop liking all my Facebook posts.
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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